Kate and the beanstalk

57 genetically modified varieties

We covered the bearded "lady", Conchita Wurst, on Tuesday past, linking "her" phoenix with that of the Rolling Stones at Glastonbury, whilst managing to somehow incorporate a bit of "independent" Scotland and freak shows into the magickal mix. 

Yesterday, Wednesday, we covered metrosexual, pseudo-androgynous, David Beckham, in bondage with Prince William, Ralph Lauren, and Kate Moss.

Today it's time for Dr. Kate Stone.

Kate, a fourty four year old who was born a man, hit the dizzy heights of newspaceman back on Hogmany 2013. She was the Cambridge University graduate who, in a "chance in a million", was gored in an alley by a manic stag close to Fort William. (An Alle-gory)

We read the circumstances in an esoteric manner, given Scotland, William, the Cambridge University angle, and that stags are known as monarchs; not forgetting Kate's scientific role and our thoughts on genetic tampering and space colonisation in respect of humanity's nefarious intended future. 

Kate is on the advisory board of The Lifeboat Foundation, who appear to be seeking funds to build a "NanoShield" amongst other things :

The Lifeboat Foundation is a nonprofit nongovernmental organization dedicated to encouraging scientific advancements while helping humanity survive existential risks and possible misuse of increasingly powerful technologies, including genetic engineering, nanotechnology, and robotics/AI, as we move towards the Singularity.

Lifeboat Foundation is pursuing a variety of options, including helping to accelerate the development of technologies to defend humanity, including new methods to combat viruses (such as RNA interference and new vaccine methods), effective nanotechnological defensive strategies, and even self-sustaining space colonies in case the other defensive strategies fail.

Kate was back in the BBC News just yesterday, and she is not happy. She says the press (media) have trampled over her private life in respect of her "transgender status". Apparently, 6 on-line newspapers have now agreed to change their content by removing any reference to "irrelevant" details.  BBC News 

Note though, that an earlier BBC article (here) still carries a fairly unflattering caption beneath her image. We have copied both below.

Kate Stone was the victim of a "freakish accident" said a witness

Here at newspaceman, we trust in allegories.

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